February 2012
63 posts
I honestly do not understand how someone could spread rumors and be so nasty to one of the most genuine and kindest people I know.
Anonymous asked: i heard you poop alot, is this true?
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
in health we practiced relaxation techniques,...
Mrs h actually told my class we were the best class for not falling asleep and actually focusing on relaxation techniques :D I’m starting to appreciate her more
blackpearlz12 asked: how often do you poop?
“Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of...”
– John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
pet: *sneezes*
me: bless you
pet:
me:
pet: thanks my nigga
If you really hate your job then work on your resumes and find a new one instead of complaining to me how much it sucks and bringing negative energy into my already shitty life.
When I have my stomach pains sure I complain but at least I go and get something done about it and move on with life
I’m sorry but
My serious health issues>Your Job (On level of shitty-ness)
If I can handle...
The Magic School Bus
Mrs. Frizzle: Hey class where's Arnold?
Class: He's home sick, Mrs. Frizzle.
Mrs. Frizzle: You...you guys want to uh...you guys wanna go inside him?
Person: I found your tumblr.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Police Man: So they just fell off a cliff?
danaportwood:
I wish I could turn off that switch in my brain that makes me think everyone hates me and is really just tolerating me being there, but too nice to tell me to fuck off.
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher:
teacher:
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Things not to say to someone with Crohn's Disease.
Here’s a list of things you probably shouldn’t say to someone who has Crohn’s disease (based on my experiences)
- But you look so healthy!
-Have you tried this one diet?
-I’ll pray for you
-Maybe you should try an advil
-Want some popcorn?
-You make me feel so depressed
-You should try to get more hours of sleep
-oh yeah sometimes I get stomach pains too
- So...
My math teacher makes me want to commit murder
There is no cure for Crohn's or Colitis. Telling...
crohnsandarthritis:
Diet is an important part of staying in remission, but remember:
THERE IS NO CURE.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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So I’m pretty sure I’m having a flare up with my crohn’s disease
so that sucks
The Doctor put me on prednisone on Friday and it hasn’t been working yet
Though I’m getting so many side effects from the prednisone
So my stomach ( or rather intestines) feel like they’re going to explode, my face is getting puffy and red, I’m having terrible body aches,...
Dear Prednisone:
crohnsandarthritis:
You are the devil.
Sincerely,
Someone who is tired of you and your nasty taste
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GO SPORT TEAM.DEFEAT THE OPPOSING SPORT TEAM....
